Monie (biz_ah_cha) wrote in isocaplf,
Monie
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What you can do with the bag..

You Can: 
Take it to the store...Wear it as a hat
Hang it on a door..Use it as a spat
Take it to the toilet...Wear it as a tie
Tear it, boil it...Make it airplaney fly
Take it to the beach...Do some origami
Push it out of reach...Wrap it in salami
Take it out to dinner...Wear it as a shoe
Declare it a winner...Use it to pitch woo
Frame it to a wall...Use it to wax floors
Wear it as a shawl...Record on it hockey scores
Take it to the park...Call it Jaggy Baggy
Give it to a narc...Declare it to be saggy
Put it in your typewriter...Take it off your hands
Use it to help sight her...Fill it full of sands
Fly it as a kite...Wash it in warm water
Stare at it at night...Pretend that its your daughter
Eat it with rice pudding...Use it to barf inside of
Use it to keep your footing...Say the bag is love
Put it on a bush...Hang it on a tree
With it, do a push...Pretend that it's your knee
Pump it full of gas...Fill it full of holes
Shove it up your ass...Smear it with jelly rolls
Glue it to your cheek...Use it as a snot rag
Rinse it in a creek...Use it as a mouth gag
Rent it as an apartment...Sell it as a boat
Lend it as a compartment...Pretend that it's your throat
Take it to a show...Use it as a book
Use it to play go...Use it as a rook
Sing it as a song...Take it to a dance
Clang it like a gong...Wear it as your pants
Write on it some music...Paste it as wallpaper
With some wires fuse it...To your ears do taper
Mix it in your blender...Fry it with some eggs
Put it on your fender...Adhere it to your legs
Patch it on your ceiling...Give it to a horse
Look at it with feeling...Take to a golf course
Admire it with gusto...Deface it with pens
With it wipe up pusso...Wave it at some wrens
Walk it, throw it...Eat it, fold it
Spindle it, bowl it...Leave it, hold it
Peel it, reel it...Saw it, caw it
Kneed it, seed it...Raw it, aw it
Bag it, tag it...Tape it, nape it
Hog it, dog it...Ape it, cape it
Chew it, spew it...Price it, dice it
Gnu it, pew it...Mice it, ice it
Praise it, cheer it...Damn it, boo it
Raise it, leer it...Jam it, goo it
Hike it, pass it...Bunt it, sink it...Like it, sass it...Runt it, link it
Luck it, tuck it...Move it, groove it...Duck it, buck it
Lose it, choose it...Rock it, roll it...Pock it, knoll it
Humph it, ahem it...Pshaw it, tsk it...Grumph it, amen it...Gnaw it, whisk it
Condone it, debase it...Snot it, rot it...Debone it, reface it...Pot it, knot it
Call it chester...Call it loose...Call it nester...Call it goose
Call it, but shout...Call it, but yodel...Call it, but out...Call it, but nodel
Don't call it, honk...Don't call it, beep...Don't call it, zonk...Don't call it, peep
And zap it, crap it...Rug it, bug it...Nap it, wrap it...Hug it, zug it
Yes there are many things...You can do with the bag...Even without wings or zings
(Put it in your fireplace)
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