me and dad in the car:
dad: so, what do you want for dinner?
me:i dont care....hey look a wild turkey *points*
dad: turkey it is!!! *pulls into shaws*
dad: "yells at baseball game* catch the damn ball you boob!!!
me: haha, daddy you said boob:)
dad: well fine, breast then!
me: haha, daddy you said breast!:)
me: *on cell phone* dad, molly and i are going to walk to the cats pajamas and then come back here, to school, then ill call you so you can pick me up...okay?
dad: thats fine hun, ill be there in a minute!
me:i wanna get some strawberries so i can make smoothies *grabs strawberries*
dad: so, how are oyu gonna mix it all together, are oyu going ot mush all the strawberries up?
me:..no daddy, i shall use our blender....
dad: we have a blender?